Friday, June 1, 2007

Rain as Pathogen

Rain DOES NOT cause infections!

Infections are caused by microorganisms such as viruses, bacteria, protozoa, yeasts, and AC Milan players.

Doctors prescribe antiBIOtics not antiLLUVIAtics.

Despite the best scientific evidence, if you still fear the cleansing effects of rain, please purchase and carry an umbrella. Another option is to lift and carry a smaller student over your head.

2 comments:

SdC said...

That last option is very eppealing... jejeje

Anonymous said...

Sr.:
u`re really right about what you said, but rains can cause severe colds. if that cold is not treated properly,(im not that positive) you can can neumonia and with a neumonia you can die...